You know you are NOT a morning person when:
you frequently mix up cayenne pepper and cinnamon on your toast.
your children want to use your morning hairdo as a science experiment for defying gravity.
when you sleep in sweats so when someone stops by in the morning, you can mist your face and look like you just got done working out! (shoot I just gave away my secret!)
your children wait to ask your permission for things during that incoherent part of the day because most grunts can be interpreted in the affirmative.
your idea of a hot breakfast is frozen waffles and an efficient toaster.
it's Saturday and you are in the van, ready for carpool.
all your creative writing occurs after the sun goes down.
you frequently mix up cayenne pepper and cinnamon on your toast.
your children want to use your morning hairdo as a science experiment for defying gravity.
when you sleep in sweats so when someone stops by in the morning, you can mist your face and look like you just got done working out! (shoot I just gave away my secret!)
your children wait to ask your permission for things during that incoherent part of the day because most grunts can be interpreted in the affirmative.
your idea of a hot breakfast is frozen waffles and an efficient toaster.
it's Saturday and you are in the van, ready for carpool.
all your creative writing occurs after the sun goes down.
4 comments:
Ha ha ha ha ha !!!!! You gave away my sweat pant trick too....
:) you're silly. we should do lunch this week yes?
Thanks for the laugh! I always love your funny comments!
And there's yet another page for your book. :)
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